Just now, the Chicago GOP managed to acquire a pair of tickets to the first presidential debate in Cleveland next week.
Here's the problem: for security reasons, they need to have the names of the attendees no later than close of business tomorrow, Friday. So we're running an emergency, 24-hour raffle to give away the pair of tickets. Make a donation to the Chicago GOP of $10 or more no later than noon tomorrow, Friday, and we'll put your name on the list to win.
While millions watch on TV, you'll be right there in the audience. Learn the truth from Ted Cruz. Hear the solution from Jeb Bush. Be unintimidated with Scott Walker. Share the dream with Marco Rubio.
Bask in the presence of Donald Trump.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Cleveland isn't far away, and the first debate is always the biggest, the most important, and the most-watched of all the debates.
You'll be there for the history-making turn of phrase, be it glorious or a gaffe. "Are you better off than you were four years ago?" "Well, there you go again." "You're no Jack Kennedy." "Who am I? Why am I here?" "I have binders full of women".
Donate to a good cause, and go to a great debate. And be sure to enter to win no later than noon tomorrow
P.S. Be sure to enter your phone number so we can call you if you win.
P.P.S. You won't have a problem getting a hotel room; there are some reserved rooms nearby.